There are good hosting companies, bad hosting companies, and then there is No Uptime.
Yes, of course it’s all a joke, but it’s a very funny and very well made website. 🙂
Image: If your website downtime ever starts to follow this trend, you might want to consider switching to another host.
Their slogan says it all: “No Uptime – We’re the reason you’re in therapy.” (There are more, just refresh the page.)
(P.S. Try filing a ticket with them.)